bikinishades:

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“You are UNHARMED?”  First things first before CELEBRATING
make sure the BOSS didn’t get shot; maybe Nina had been a mite…
overzealous, but when somebody shoves a GUN in the boss’s face?
Yeah, they’re gonna lose their GUTS.

The way she was talking, she PLANNED for it to end in a bloodbath,
and BOY, was it!  Most of their own dead, but ALL of the offending
party.

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NONPAREIL AVOCATION.     a tiny push   &   apertures lay waste to the most beautiful thing.      gorey little thing.      with only a passion to protect.     narrow hands lift, dexterous digits coil.        ❝   oh, yess, sweetie, yesss.     mama’s very much     UNHARMED.     ya did good, y’know that ???   gonna buy ya somethin’ nice.     ya like prada ???   ❞

harloquinn:

The Batman Adventures: Mad Love (1994)

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peppers her face with little clown kisses

dollfaced-deactivated20180606:

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an amorous assault,  sudden  &  unexpected;  but it leaves her a grinning mess of giggles and lipstick smudges she is all too keen on wearing proudly,  despite half-hearted protests of the contrary.   

                                               yer messin’ up my make up !     ❞  

early shots from last night

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comes up behind her, arms around her waist, & teeth on her neck.

APERTURES : craft of crimson, wove of deceit.   those that find solace only in the touch that ensues.     the tenderness those dexterous digits provide   &   the warmth only they can proffer.       guttural growl subsides in throat constricted.        ❝   god !!!    c’mere, you little minx.   ❞        alabaster thing,    head cants right, allowing for teeth to sink just a fraction deeper.    narrow hands slide into place just above the jester’s,   paling even in comparison to her.        ❝   mama wants a better     LOOK     at’cha.   ❞

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wreakshavoc:

sk*pe drop lmao add 4 fizzy lifty drinks

ralek-blog1

everything about u: on fucking point

SANE.    UM WHY IS EVERYONE BEING SO NICE TO ME TONGIUHT IM GONNA PEE

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identitymend-a-blog

You're so pretty! Excuse me while I go cry okay. <333

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SANE.    ILY SO MUCH 

BoJack Horseman Starters 

shabows:

  • ❝ I want to feel good about myself. The way you do. And I don’t know how. I don’t know if I can. ❞
  • ❝ I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! ❞
  • ❝ You didn’t know me. Then you fell in love with me. And now you know me. ❞
  • ❝ You know, it’s funny. When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags. ❞
  • ❝ Not understanding that you’re a horrible person doesn’t make you less of a horrible person. ❞
  • ❝ I need you to tell me that I’m good. ❞
  • ❝ It gets easier. Everyday it gets a little easier. ❞
  • ❝ Well that was another in a long series of regrettable life choices. ❞
  • ❝ It takes a long time to realize, how truly miserable you are, and even longer to see that it doesn’t have to be that way. ❞
  • ❝ I spend a lot of time with the real me and believe me, nobody’s gonna love that guy. ❞
  • ❝ Everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t know why everybody keeps asking if I remember things, I don’t. ❞
  • ❝ Yeah I ate them all in one sitting because I have no self control and I hate myself. ❞
  • ❝ Do you think it’s too late for me? ❞
  • ❝ I was just thinking about how nice things could’ve been if you had chosen this life. ❞
  • ❝ What do you mean what’s next? Why does everything have to have a next? ❞
  • ❝ You know what’s the worst part? I knew this was gonna happen, and I let myself get excited anyways. ❞
  • ❝ Give me a bottle of something to help me forget my problems. ❞
  • ❝ It’s not you, it’s that bad thing you did. ❞
  • ❝ Family is a sinkhole, and you were right to get out when you had the chance. ❞
  • ❝ What else could the universe POSSIBLY owe you? ❞
  • ❝ The only thing to do now is just keep living forward. ❞
  • ❝ Everyone was worried about you, you know. You can’t just disappear. You really hurt a lot of people. ❞
  • ❝ In this terrifying world, all we have are the connections that we make. ❞
  • ❝ Nobody completes anybody. That’s not a real thing. ❞
  • ❝ I think I’m just a dumb asshole. Can’t it just be that? ❞
  • ❝ It’s so sad that when you see someone as they really are, it ruins them. ❞
  • ❝ You like being there to rescue me. Because it makes you feel good about yourself. ❞
  • ❝ You’re such a self-pitying masochist, I could say ten nice things and one mean thing and you would only hear the one mean thing. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t fetishize your own sadness. ❞
  • ❝ You can’t keep doing this. You can’t keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay. You need to be better. ❞
  • ❝ I realized people don’t change because they want to change. They change because they have to change. ❞
  • ❝ There are some people you can’t save. Cause those people will thrash and struggle and try to take you down with them. ❞
  • ❝ I have nothing to show for the live I have lived. And I have nobody in my life who’s better off for having known me. ❞
  • ❝ I’m poison. I come from poison and I have poison inside me and I destroy everything I touch. That’s my legacy. ❞
  • ❝ It doesn’t get better and it doesn’t get easier. ❞
  • ❝ I can’t keep lying to myself thinking I’m gonna change. ❞
  • ❝ It’s so cruel to let people love you. All you’re doing is promising you’ll one day break their hearts. ❞
  • ❝ Your heart is tender, so you protect it from people, but sometimes you open up a wall and it’s incredible. ❞
  • ❝ I’m not gonna give you closure. You don’t get that. You have to live with the shitty thing you did for the rest of your life. You have to know that it’s never, ever going to be okay! ❞
  • ❝ I’m not gonna be your prop so you can feel better! ❞
  • ❝ You’d probably sleep a lot better at night if you just admitted to yourself that you’re a selfish goddamn coward who just takes whatever they want and doesn’t give a shit about who they hurt. ❞
  • ❝ …It’s not too late for me, is it? ❞
  • ❝ I know you want to be happy, but you won’t be… and I’m sorry. ❞
  • ❝ You were born broken, that’s your birthright. ❞
  • ❝ All I ever wanted was to be your friend. And you treat me like a big joke. ❞
  • ❝ Everything comes so easy for you. ❞
  • ❝ I know I don’t always have the right words and I don’t always have the right feelings, but I love you so much and I need you to know that. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t know what I am. I think I might be nothing. ❞
  • ❝ Wherever you are, please come home. ❞
  • ❝ Am I doomed? Are we all doomed? ❞

C'MON KID.

private, selective sexbent joker written by alice

I ONLY KILL PEOPLE

PARTY-POOPER. NO CAKE FOR YOU.

WHEN IT'S FUNNY !!!

est. oct 12, 2016