Okay so my car was stolen last night, along with everything I own inside it. This includes my laptop. I’ll be able to buy new stuff, but I won’t be active until I get a new computer. Should be back around Wednesday. 😎👍

Death of a Bachelor starters 

amazcn:

beesmemethings:

VICTORIOUS.

‘ tonight we are victorious. ’
‘ all my friends were glorious. ’
‘ let me be your killer king. ’
‘ it hurts until it stops. ’
‘ my touch is black and poisonous. ’
‘ I know you need it. do you feel it ? ’
‘ drink the water, drink the wine. ’
‘ we gotta turn up the crazy. ’
‘ I’m like a scarf trick, it’s all up the sleeve. ’
‘ I taste like magic. ’
‘ Throw the bait, catch the shark, bleed the water red. ’
‘ 50 words for murder and I’m every one of them. ’

DON’T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME.

‘ it’s a hell of a feeling, though. ’
‘ who are these people ? ’
‘ I just woke up in my underwear. ’
‘ I should probably introduce myself. ’
‘ there’s no such thing as getting out of hand. ’
‘ memories tend to just pop up. ’
‘ don’t think I’ll ever get enough. ’
‘ champagne, cocaine, gasoline– and most things in between. ’
‘ I roam the city in a shopping cart. ’
‘ this night is heating up. ’
‘ raise hell and turn it up. ’
‘ If you go out you might pass out in a drain pipe. ’
‘ don’t threaten me with a good time. ’
‘ what are these footprints? they don’t look very human-like. ’
‘ Now I wish that I could find my clothes. ’
‘ I wanna wake up, can’t even tell if this is a dream. ’
‘ how did we end up in my neighbor’s pool ? ’

HALLELUJAH.

‘ A moment you’ll never remember, and a night you’ll never forget. ’
‘ Show praise with your body. ’
‘ Say your prayers. ’
‘ My life started the day I got caught. ’
‘ the time for being sad is  over. ’
‘ you miss them like you miss no other. ’
‘ being blue is better than being over it. ’
‘ I was drunk and it didn’t mean a thing. ’
‘ I love the things you hate about yourself. ’
‘ just finished a daydream. ’
‘ no one wants you when you have no heart. ’
‘ I’m sitting pretty in my brand new scars. ’
‘ You’ll never know if you don’t ever try again, so let’s try. ’

EMPEROR’S NEW CLOTHES.

‘ finders keepers, losers weepers. ’
‘ welcome to the end of eras. ’
‘ dress me up and watch me die. ’
‘ if it feels good, tastes good, it must be mine. ’
‘ you just might see a ghost tonight. ’
‘ And if you don’t know, now you know. ’
‘ I’m taking back the crown. ’
‘ I’m all dressed up and naked. ’
‘ I see what’s mine and take it. ’
‘ so close, I can taste it. ’
‘ I’m so much more than royal. ’
‘ Heroes always get remembered, but you know legends never die. ’
‘ welcome to my world of fun. ’

DEATH OF A BACHELOR.

‘ do I look lonely ? ’
‘ people have told me I don’t look the same. ’
‘ maybe I lost weight. ’
‘ I’m playing hooky with the best of the best. ’
‘ I’m walking the long road, watching the sky fall. ’
‘ how could I ask for more ? ’
‘ a lifetime of laughter and the expense of the death of a bachelor. ’
‘ it feels like my heart is going to burst. ’
‘ and when you think of me am I the best you’ve ever had ? ’
‘ share one more drink with me, smile even though you’re sad. ’

CRAZY=GENIUS.

‘ you can set yourself on fire. ’
‘ you dance on a tightrope of weird. ’
‘ but when I wake up you’re so normal that you just disappear. ’
‘ there’s no residue of a torturer inside of your eyes. ’
‘ then I’m a fucking arsonist. ’
‘ I’m a rocket scientist. ’
‘ you can set yourself on fire, but you’re never gonna burn. ’
‘ you’re never gonna learn. ’
‘ Darlin’, you know how the wine plays tricks on my tongue. ’
‘ other boys you may have dated serrated your heart with a slice. ’
‘ the cut of your love never hurts. ’

LA DEVOTEE.

‘ you got two black eyes from loving too hard. ’
‘ I wouldn’t change you. ’
‘ I wouldn’t ever try to make you leave. ’
‘ just another LA devotee. ’
‘ I couldn’t change you. ’
‘ I couldn’t ever make you see. ’

GOLDEN DAYS.

‘ I found a pile of Polaroids in the crates of a record shop. ’
‘ boy, he was something debonair in 1979. ’
‘ and she had Farrah Fawcett hair. ’
‘ don’t you wonder when the light begins to fade ? ’
‘ all the memories that we make will never change. ’
‘ time can never break your heart, but it’ll take the pain away. ’
‘ Right now our future’s certain. ’
‘ I won’t let it fade away. ’

THE GOOD THE BAD AND THE DIRTY.

‘ truth is that it was always going to end. ’
‘ if you wanna start a fight, you better throw the first punch. make it a good one. ’
‘ And if you wanna make it through the night, you better say my name like the good, the bad and the dirty. ’
‘ I know what it’s like to have to trade the ones that you love for the ones you hate. ’
‘ don’t think I’ve ever used a day of my education. ’
‘ there’s only two ways that these things can go. ’
‘ how was I to know that all your friends won’t hold any grudges ? ’
‘ I got the final judgement. ’
‘ you’ve been gone so long, I forgot what you feel like. ’
‘ but I’m not gonna think about that right now. ’
‘ all our friends want us to fall in love. ’

HOUSE OF MEMORIES.

‘ the lonely moments just get lonelier, the longer you’re in love. ’
‘ I don’t want to be afraid. ’
‘ baby, we built this house on memories. ’
‘ promise me a place in your house of memories. ’
‘ I think of you from time to time, more than I thought I would. ’
‘ you were just too kind. ’
‘ I was too young to know. ’
‘ that’s all that really matters. ’
‘ I was a fool. ’
‘ those thoughts of past lovers, they’ll always haunt me. ’
‘ I wish I could believe you’d never wrong me. ’
‘ will you remember me in the same way as I remember you ? ’

IMPOSSIBLE YEAR.

‘ there’s no sunshine. ’
‘ all the guests at the party, they’re so insincere. ’
‘ these nightmares always hang on past the dream. ’

Penny Dreadful Sentence Starters 

lightrfluid:

  1. “You’re pretty goddamn sure you know what’s going on all the time.”
  2. “And that everything can again be like it was… though I know that can never be.”
  3. “You do not belong here, even less than I.”
  4. “I wonder what lips yours have kissed and where. Too many, I’m sure.”
  5. “So have the courage to face your own sin before you cite mine so easily.”
  6. “When the moment comes, look into my eyes and pull the trigger.”
  7. “May I kiss your neck?”
  8. “How cruel you are…”
  9. “Can I help you in any way?”
  10. “And what do you seek to escape?”
  11. “I believe in everything but god.”
  12. “I thought you liked games.”
  13. “Where is your master?”
  14. “I hate him, that fucker, God, you see.”
  15. “You should’ve kissed me. Will you kiss me now?”
  16. “Her passing was a thing of grace, I promise you.”
  17. “What a simple thing it is to snap your neck. You are so fragile, you…”
  18. “Don’t let me hurt anyone.”
  19. “There was a time I would gladly have killed you, and there may come a time when I gladly shall.”
  20. “Your hands want to touch, but your head wants to appraise. Your heart is torn between the two.”
  21. “Do not be amazed at anything you see… and don’t hesitate.”
  22. “To save her, I would murder the world.”
  23. “Whatever interest, whatever need you think you have, you must forget you ever saw it.”
  24. “You can do better. Give me words.”
  25. “What happened to your lip?”
  26. “As you grow up, you’ll learn we all do things which cause us shame. Sins we have committed…”
  27. “No, no, I don’t want to sleep!”
  28. “I love you for your weakness.”
  29. “Did I deserve that?”
  30. “There’s something wrong here. What haven’t you told me?”
  31. “Perhaps it has always been there – this thing, this demon inside me – or behind my back, waiting for me to turn around.”
  32. “There are things you can’t control.”
  33. “You really shouldn’t come in here…”
  34. “Your daddy says come home, so home you come.”
  35. “Stop this right now.”
  36. “I could never love you.”
  37. “Because the truth is unendurable.”
  38. “Right behind you. Don’t you feel him in the dark? On the back of your neck, his breath… Now one finger reaching out… Do you not feel it?”
  39. “If your goal is to have me surrender to you, that day will never come.”
  40. “There’s always a way to make a living when you’ve a bit of flesh, isn’t there?”
  41. “Nothing I would say would come as a surprise, so you simply want the satisfaction of hearing me say it. Very well.”
  42. “Hell, you sought it out and fucked it.”
  43. “And what will you do with this little bit of my soul?”
  44. “That’s why you’re a virgin.”
  45. “Do what you have promised me!”
  46. “Who can tell about such things, such hidden things? Such secrets we all have, don’t we?”
  47. “I’ll not bore myself with explanations you cannot possibly understand.”
  48. “We shall live with our guilt, you and I.”
  49. “We’ve all sinned. No one knows that better than me.”
  50. “But I love you in a different way.”
  51. “If you let all this happen so that you could manipulate her… I’ll rip your throat out.”
  52. “Don’t be naïve; it doesn’t suit you.”
  53. “You can’t resist me forever, darlin’.”
  54. “Don’t be frightened. Here it is. Everything.”
  55. “Would you like to see something interesting?”
  56. “Answer me, you rude thing.”
  57. “It’s not an easy thing, this you ask of me.”
  58. “Don’t ask permission. If you want to do a thing, do it because it is your desire, not my allowance. You must risk rejection.”
  59. “You won’t be able to deny it.”
  60. “Say it like that and you can get me to do anything.”
  61. “I’m so sorry about last night.”
  62. “God, how I envied you. Perhaps I even hated you.”
  63. “This is a long, grueling, dangerous thing you ask.”
  64. “I’ve not been good. What waits for me on the other side of the door?”
  65. “Something whispered… I listened.”
  66. “You play your role well, but this is not who you are.”
  67. “I… I see things sometimes.”
  68. “Now kindly stop wasting my time, and get out!”
  69. “You have no idea how I fight this thing. This thing inside me.”
  70. “I think you’re bloodthirsty.”
  71. “I believe in a place between heaven and hell, between the living and the dead, a glorious place of everlasting rebirth. I believe in salvation. Do you believe in such a place?”
  72. “This is obscene! You mustn’t!”
  73. “I should warn you; this is not completely legal.”
  74. “I would choose her over you. I might even hope I get the chance.”
  75. “After all this time… she came to me.”
  76. “No wonder you fled from me.”
  77. “What’ve you done to yourself?”
  78. “I’ve never fucked a dying creature before. Do you feel things more deeply I wonder… Do you feel pain?”
  79. “My, my! That temper of yours!”
  80. “In that case, would you like to have an adventure?”
  81. “I like to be looked at.”
  82. “This is a bit beyond my usual practice.”
  83. “You should let me die.”
  84. “Just know that you have made my visit here truly memorable. I shall never forget you.”
  85. “Between us, there’s a rare connection. I won’t deny it, but that very intimacy released something unhealthy in me, something I cannot allow.”
  86. “I suppose we take the happiness we can. Do you?”
  87. “Little girls shouldn’t play with toys like that.”
  88. “There is no going back from this moment.”
  89. “Can I ask you a favor?”
  90. “I’m so glad to see you recovered.”
  91. “There are times when we are compelled…”
  92. “She’s been possessed by the devil.”
  93. “Do you believe in fate?”
  94. “There’s no goddamn future in it for either of us! Who’re we trying to fool?”
  95. “Best you didn’t kiss me anymore. Keep a safe distance.”
  96. “You know my name. Aren’t we family here?”
  97. “I have a complicated history with the Almighty.”
  98. “We’ve all done things to survive. There are such sins at my back, it would kill me to turn around.”
  99. “Do you feel I owe you an explanation?”
  100. “I can’t seem to get it out of my head.”

Aye sk*pe drop in tags

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i can think of a few ways to shut you up.

vaguely nsfw starters   ( accepting !!!  )

CANINE CARAPACE.        teeth bared in a show of dominance   &   feral frivolity.      lips dangle barely an inch from his own.        ❝   an’ i can think of forty six !!!     let’s see who shuts who up first.        bet i do it better.  ❞

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ivys:

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    ❝   come  CLOSER  and  i’ll  show  you  exactly  what  i  can  do  .  ❞

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STARVELING,      marred mouth twisted in a grin.     steps tailored.        ❝   i either die with miss lily lips mackin’ on my face,    or i live long enough t’uh return the favour.     seems like a win-win. hit me.  ❞

my joker is a #toP

gothamsdisease

'' Are you saying this doesn’t turn you on?''

vaguely nsfw starters    (  accepting !!!  )

CHAOS INCARNATE.        two cards tossed thoughtlessly out the deck, left to their own devices.        joker     side up.     guns drawn,    blood trickling down sickly grin   &   digits delicately cutting off half his air supply.     she doesn’t want him dead, not yet, that’s no fun.   so she proceeds,    though    voice     is not without unintentional trill.        ❝   now i never said    thatttttt,   exactly. don’t put words in mama’s mouth.   ❞

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Reblog if your muse is a Terrible Person™ 

psychokissesxx:

but they still expect everyone to love them wow what an asshole

C'MON KID.

private, selective sexbent joker written by alice

I ONLY KILL PEOPLE

PARTY-POOPER. NO CAKE FOR YOU.

WHEN IT'S FUNNY !!!

est. oct 12, 2016