txssxract:

▒╳ ; @wreakshavoc

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     “You know, Gotham seems so much more dangerous than what we call Hell’s Kitchen in my realm…”

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❝   gotham’s not     DANGEROUSSSS,      dollface !!!      why, i think it’s the happiest, safest place on earth !!!       after    disneyland,   of course.      that being said, are you interested in purchasing some explosives ???  ❞

ive had four people ask me why i made the batman symbol red and im dying

pamsisley:

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❝  how  about  a  man-sized  venus  flytrap  ?  best  deal  i  can  do  you  at  such  SHORT  NOTICE  . ❞ 

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❝   sssssooooo   cliche,    pamela.     ya got anything a bit more   …   flashy ???   ❞

wreakshavoc:

                             ❝   make ‘em laugh,    make ‘em laugh,    make ‘em     LAUGH   !!!   ❞


private,    selective,    sexbent joker     written by alice

ghostling:

Four Word . Prompts

  • “Please, come with me.”
  • “You’re always number one.”
  • “I can’t do this.”
  • “I won’t let you.”
  • “Maybe I’m just crazy.”
  • “I’m not even sorry.”
  • “Honestly, just stop it.”
  • “I believe in you.”
  • “Don’t be an ass.”
  • “Who were you with?”
  • “Please talk to me.”
  • “I can’t trust you.”
  • “I need you, though.”
  • “Don’t be fucking rude.”
  • “Is that my shirt?”
  • “So, it was you.”
  • “I need to go.”
  • “Just stay with me.”
  • “You can trust me.”
  • “Alright, I love you.”
  • “I’m sorry, but no.”
  • “Will you help me?”
  • “You’re a terrible cook.”
  • “Can you shut up!?”
  • “You love me, right?”
  • “I really need you.”
  • “I don’t love you.”
  • “I’m not doing this.”
  • “I really need you.”
  • “You don’t want me.”
  • “Let me help you.”
  • “You’re such a bitch.”
  • “I can’t do this.”
  • “You think you’re funny?”
  • “Hey, I said stop!”
  • “Will you marry me?”
  • “Wanna go out sometime?”
  • “I don’t want this.”
  • “You always this quiet?”
  • “Are you fucking insane!?”
  • “I don’t want you.”
  • “I’m not wearing that.”
  • “Sorry, were you sleeping?”
  • “This was never right.”
  • “You look really tired.”
  • “I’m out of here.”
  • “You need to go.”

harleenfrancesqvinzel:

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harleyquinnsquad:

I’m the best worst thing that hasn’t happened to you yet.

C'MON KID.

private, selective sexbent joker written by alice

I ONLY KILL PEOPLE

PARTY-POOPER. NO CAKE FOR YOU.

WHEN IT'S FUNNY !!!

est. oct 12, 2016