joker is a hamilton fan fukc you

melisica:

(by MissMalerie)

grinnxnglaughter:

Judge Dredd/Batman.
Joker aiding Judge Death
@judgcdredd.

freshmoviequotes:

Reservoir Dogs (1992)

harleyquinzel:

150 days of harley quinn — day 117

Harley Quinn #22 (2002)

❝   now, when i said i long fer a     WOMAN’S TOUCH,     i didn’t mean a punch,    sweeeeetie.   ❞     @amazonbuilt   starter call 

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wreakshavoc:

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mutuals only starter call !!!

wreakshavoc:

Like for a lyric starter!!!

daddyclaaus:

( @daddyclaaus )

Did I know that I just met the most dangerous dark wizard of all time?

                                 No. 

                                                                              ( credit: @ismoony )

"Monster Factory" Mass Effect 2 Sentence Starters 


  •  "We forgot what your guy looked like. Can you please fix him again?"

  •  "It's been a long time. You forgot, too."

  •  "You're not ready for my best."

  •  *kissing noises*

  •  "This is the closest I've ever gotten to kissing somebody."

  •  "Anybody wanna go on a space kissing adventure with me?"

  •  "Family slaughter? Yep, sounds just about right."

  •  *laughing* "You dork!"

  •  "I wanna grab his bones one by one, and I wanna destroy his whole scene."

  •  "They will not give me store credit, even."

  •  "It's a gachapon, only a guy's face!"

  •  "Ohhh, bazinga!"

  •  "Oh, I hate it!"

  •  "His kissing days are over! He's a pelican now!"

  •  "CHOMP!"

  •  "Big money, no whammies!"

  •  "Give me a human."

  •  "I have no jokes, he's the shame of God!"

  •  "Grab my chin!"

  •  "Grab my lips!"

  •  "I can taste you!"

  •  "Be careful of my weird exposed eyeball!"

  •  "I am a work in progress! God's still figuring me out."

  •  "I want him to have kind eyes that you can fall into."

  •  "Let's see if we can break [game]."

  •  "MY BOY! MY BEAUTIFUL BOY!"

  •  "I'VE COME FOR YOU, [character]!"

  •  *garbled noises*

  •  "They will fight me off with a stick, just sort of instinctively."

  •  "Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit. HOLY SHIT."

  •  "You've gotta burn your computer!"

  •  "Please love."

  •  "We can deal with this."

  •  "We've made his shit vaguely lawnmower man-esque, but this is doable."

  •  "The more I look at [character], the more I think he's actually the perfect warrior."

  •  "No time for romance. I'm still trying to figure out how my face works."

  •  "That's a lip and that's a lip, and those are cheeks, so we at least have that going."

  •  "Let me get you a piece of chalk, hold on."

  •  "[Character], we're having some sort of communication error here."

  •  "I see you're drinking from a cup. I've never done that."

  •  "I TASTE WITH MY SKIN."

  •  "How do you taste?"

  •  "You have to run this by me, you can't just do whatever you want."

  •  "If H.P. Lovecraft saw this right now he would shit his pants to death."

  •  "It looks like Stephen King's dick exploded."

  •  "[Character], he's gonna jump through the computer screen and kill you."

  •  "He's got a face you could tie a bow to!"

  •  "He looks like seven pterodactyls."

C'MON KID.

private, selective sexbent joker written by alice

I ONLY KILL PEOPLE

PARTY-POOPER. NO CAKE FOR YOU.

WHEN IT'S FUNNY !!!

est. oct 12, 2016