rpmemes-galore:

Gayle Waters-Waters {Sentence Starters}

  • “I want this place looking like Disney on Ice in ONE minute!”
  • “We all need to look our best. That’s why I suggest we each wear two pantsuits.”
  • “WE DON’T HAVE BEACH TOWELS!”
  • “So I get in my car and start flooring it in reverse down the highway, flipping the bird out my sunroof…”
  • “Look at me, I’m a monster. I’ve destroyed something beautiful.”
  • “I’m fine. Got a little singed in there, but not the end of the world.”
  • “So, I stole a pig, blamed _____ for it, and he/she spent a night in the big house.”
  • “I’ve never felt more out of place and more uncomfortable.”
  • “It’s the kind of embarrassment that you feel in your ass. Most embarrassment you feel in your stomach. This is ass embarrassment.”
  • “You see, I’d been up the past two days and nights trying to make a bread suit so I could sneak into the sold out crouton expo.”
  • “I’d take him out in the backyard and mess him up like a leaf pile.”
  • “Quiche is just pizza that went to private school.”
  • “Well, I got news for you asshole: I rigged that thing with C-4 so that when I go, it goes.”
  • “So, I black out from the rage. Then I come to covered in Hollandaise sauce.”
  • “Get rid of the couches! We can’t let people know we SIT!”
  • “TUESDAYS. AREN’T. GOOD FOR ME.”
  • “If _____ rescued a pitbull, then I’m rescuing a shark!”
  • “I can’t go in until this song’s over!”
  • “This is a dish towel. We need a hand towel! What are we, BARBARIANS?”
  • “I won’t be for long if you keep looking so damn fine.”
  • “Nothing gets me hot like a decorative twig bundle.”
  • “What would you have done?”
  • “I called the Coast Guard and asked them to airlift me out, but they won’t.”

Studio Ghibli Sentence Meme 

noharin:

sonybaloney-rps:

  • “Now I have something I want to protect. It’s you.”
  • “I’m not afraid to die!”
  • “You cannot change fate. However, you can rise to meet it, if you so choose.”
  • “They say that the best blaze brightest when circumstances are at their worst.”
  • “Fear and anger only make it grow faster.”
  • “I think I can handle it.”
  • “Here’s another curse for you - may all your bacon burn.”
  • “Don’t worry! Stay right where you are, I’m coming to get you! You’re gonna be fine, I won’t let him hurt you.”
  • “I need something of yours. How ‘bout your eyes?”
  • “We gotta get out of here! We’re gonna get in trouble!”
  • “You, you sabotaged me! Look! Look at what you’ve done to my hair! Look!”
  • “No more killing. It has to stop!”
  • “You sound ghastly, like some 90-year-old woman.”
  • “Guys, don’t take that food! We’re gonna get in trouble!”
  • “Fight ‘em! C’mon!”
  • “Smile so we can make a good impression.”
  • “We each need to find our own inspiration. Sometimes it’s not easy”
  • “I finally get a bouquet and it’s a goodbye present. That’s depressing.”
  • “Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living.”
  • “Sorry, it looks like you’re involved.”
  • “Oh, my baby! Are you all right? Are you emotionally traumatized?”
  • “Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”
  • “Leave before it gets dark.”
  • “Once you do something, you never forget. Even if you can’t remember.”
  • “Cut off a wolf’s head and it still has the power to bite.”
  • “It’s all so familiar yet I know I’ve never been here before. I feel so at home.”
  • “Now I’m trying to look inside myself and find out how I did it.”
  • “I suggest you surrender. There is no ship coming to rescue you.”
  • “I had no idea that my rage could drive me to kill.”
  • “These days, there are angry ghosts all around us - dead from wars, sickness, starvation - and nobody cares.” 
  • “A heart’s a heavy burden.”
  • “Please! You must stop!”
  • “Well, well, well… hello kitty.”
    “You can’t be busy - you’re five!”
  • “So you say you’re under a curse? So what? So’s the whole damn world.”
  • “ I have really had enough of your incredible stupidity.”
  • “Lamebrain! They made an escape! Now step on it!”
  • “I didn’t want them to kill you.”
  • “It’s fun to move to a new place. It’s an adventure.”
  • “Welcome the rich man, he’s hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there’s plenty there to kiss!”
  • “You shouldn’t be here! Get out!”
  • “He said Mom was ugly, now go get him!”
  • “Kill him and you’ll be famous.”
  • “I’ve seen him do this once before when a girl dumped him.”
  • “S/He’s alive. There goes that dream.”
  • “That was the night I died.”
  • “I’d rather be a pig than a fascist.”
  • “You don’t remember your name?”
  • “Don’t be afraid, I just want to help you.”
  • “Poor kids. I’ll really miss them.”
  • “I don’t fight for honor. I fight for a paycheck.”
  • “ No, No, No! Don’t do this! Help! Help! Crazy lady with the shovel!”
  • “She was once quite beautiful, so I decided to pursue her, then I realized she wasn’t, so then, as usual, I ran away.”
  • “You’re in love. Don’t deny it, you’ve been sighing all day”
  • “She never woke up again.”
  • “You blubber heads! I’m not runnin’ a luxury cruise! Now get to work!”
  • “Why does everything that’s good for you have to taste so bad?”
  • “Whatever you don’t want me to clean, better hide it now!”
  • “This is our little secret. You tell anyone and I’ll rip your mouth off.”
  • “I give up. I see no point in living if I can’t be beautiful.”
  • “If I lose my magic, that means I’ve lost absolutely everything.”
  • “ It’s… you’re scaring me. I have this weird feeling you’re going to leave. ”
  • “There’s a demon inside you.”
  • “Don’t get alarmed but I’m being followed. Act normal.”
  • “Don’t worry, I’ve got four-wheel drive.”
  • “This is what hatred looks like! This is what it does when it catches hold of you! It’s eating me alive, and very soon it will kill me!”
  • “Smooth. Very smooth. You definitely know how to make a good first impression.”
  • “Everyone fears their own mortality.”
  • “Play with me or I’ll break your arm!”
  • “I gotta get out of this place. Someday I’m getting on that train.”
  • “Wait give us a minute! This is clearly harassment.”
  • “Why do fireflies have to die so soon?”
  • “There you are, sweetheart. Sorry I’m late. I was looking everywhere for you.” 
  • “When you’re going to kill a god, let someone else do your dirty work.”
  • “Why did you stop me from killing her?”
  • “When I saw you, I just wanted to find a way to protect you.” 
  • “One thing you can always count on is that hearts change.”
  • “Tell me while you’re still alive!”
  • “This is a tomb for the both of us.”
  • “If nobody comes in, I’m gonna have to eat pancakes forever and be fat, fat, fat! And what am I supposed to do about that?”
  • “Even if you were a woman, you’d still be an idiot!”
  • “What do you say we give ‘em a little demonstration of how fast we can run, huh?”
  • “HAM!”

lionswrath:

halsey ‘badlands’ starter sentences

CASTLE: 
     “I’m sick of all these people talking.”
     “I’m already choking on my pride.”
     “They wanna make me their queen.”
     “There’s no use crying about it.”
     “I probably shouldn’t be so mean.”
     “I should probably keep my pretty mouth shut.”
HOLD ME DOWN:
     “My demons are begging me to open up my mouth.”
     “He told me I was holy.” 
     “He’s got me on my knees.”
     “This is what I live for.”
     “Throw me in the deep end and watch me drown.”
NEW AMERICANA:
     “The city’s ours until fall.”
     “We don’t feel like outsiders at all.”
     “We know very well who we are.”
     “What kind of dough have you been spending?”
DRIVE:
     “I can never keep my eyes off this.”
     “All we do is think about the feelings the we hide.”
     “It never felt like home to me.”
     “Would it really kill you if we kissed?”
HURRICANE:
     “He’s got an eye for girls of eighteen.”
     “I held him captive by my kiss.”
     “I’m a one night stand.”
     “I’m the violence in the pouring rain.”
     “I reminded myself to keep you far away from me.” 
     “You could devastate me.”
ROMAN HOLIDAY:
     “Do you remember the taste of my lips that night?”
     “I remember the fear in your eyes.”
     “The timing’s never right.”
GHOST:
     “I’m searching for something that I can’t reach.”
     “I don’t like them innocent.”
     “You say that you’re no good for me.”
     “I swear I hate you when you leave, but I like it anyway.”
     “I know I’m gonna leave him.”
COLORS:
     “You’re only happy when your sorry head is filled with dope.”
     “You’re ripped at every edge but you’re a masterpiece.”
     “I’m still waking in the morning, but it’s not with you.”
COLORS, PT 2:
     “Everything is dripping like a saturated sun.”
     “I hope you make it to the day you’re _____ years old.”
STRANGE LOVE:
     “Everybody wants to know if we fucked in the bathroom sink.”
     “But the ending is the same every damn time.”
     “They think I’m insane.”
     “They think my lover is strange.”
     “That’s the beauty of a secret.”
     “They can’t believe I made you weak.” 
     “These days I can’t seem to get along with anyone.”
COMING DOWN:
     “I found god - I found him in a lover.”
     “I found the devil - I found him in a lover.”
     “Now we’re lost somewhere in outer space.”
     “I’m such a fool for sacrifice.” 
     “I’ve got a lover and I’m unforgiven.”
HAUNTING:
     “Keep on haunting me.” 
     “I was pure as a river.”
     “Now I think I’m possessed.”
     “I’ve been cold since you left.”
     “You’ve got your own mistakes in bed at home.”
     “You’ve got a fire inside but your heart’s so cold.”
     “I’ve tried to wash you away, but you just won’t leave.”
GASOLINE:
     “Are you insane like me?”
     “You can’t wake up - this is not a dream.”
     “I think there’s a flaw in my code.”
     “These voices won’t leave me alone.”
     “My heart is gold and my hands are cold.”
CONTROL:
     “I sat alone in bed until morning.”
     “I tried to hold these secrets inside me.”
     “I’m meaner than my demons.”
     “God damn right, you should be scared of me.” 
     “Who is in control?”
YOUNG GOD:
     “You know we’re gonna be legends.”
     “I know you wanna go to heaven, but you’re human tonight.”
     “Do you feel like a young god?”
     “My tongue is a weapon.”
     “If you wanna go to heaven, you should fuck me tonight.”
I WALK THE LINE:
     “I keep a close eye on this heart of mine.”
     “I find myself alone when each day is through.”
     “You give me cause for love I can’t hide.”

⟨ ⟡⋰⸰ misadventures sentence starters ⟩ 

sailormoonrps:

  • “i was lying to you, but you were lying, too.”
  • “so what’s left to do? what’s left to say?”
  • “stop making friends, it’s just us.”
  • “just because you’re screaming for my attention does not mean i will waste my time.”
  • “what’s your problem, baby?”
  • “don’t mean to break your heart.”
  • “kill me if i end up like you.”
  • “i know that it’s not safe here, you did this to yourself.”
  • “can you tell that story? it’s my favorite one.”
  • “you fucking disappointment.”
  • “i can’t entertain you anymore.”
  • “don’t cross your boundaries and think that it’s cool.”
  • “if anything should happen to me, i want you to know i’ve loved you.”
  • “don’t dance around me, i know what it means.”
  • “maybe i could swim into your thoughts like your drugs do.”
  • “i’m not meant for this world, i just don’t see the point.”
  • “don’t think about it, don’t over think about it.”
  • “you’d better hide the bullets.”
  • “together we can fake our own deaths here.”
  • “i’m just a stupid motherfucker, can’t figure it out.”
  • “i wanna leap when you want me to fly.” 
  • “darlin’, i don’t mean to beg.”
  • “close your eyes, picture you and i.” 
  • “one day, somebody’s gonna go and get pushed too far.”
  • “not gonna say what you want me to say.”
  • “some things are better left alone but thanks for your concern.”
  • “i’d put a bullet in my head if i ever lost you.” 
  • “fuck you, no one is gonna ruin all our fun.”
  • “i’m not everything you wanted me to be.”
  • “i suggest you pray for a full recovery.”
  • “what’s happening to me?”
  • “do you feel the shame inside of you?”
  • “save yourself, don’t ever look back.”
  • “hey, what’s on your mind?”
  • “i think about my life without you and i start to cry.”
  • “hey, it’s alright; we’ll make it.”
  • “i love you and i’ll never leave your side.” 
  • “baby, pull over, tell me: are we concrete?” 
  • “what would you do without my perfect company to your undressed spine?”
  • “i think we’re bleeding out.” 
  • “i’m the one who made you, i’ll be the one who brings you down.” 
  • “this will be the last time.”
  • “just give me a signal i’m reaching you now.”
  • “i’ll teach you to love again.” 
  • “don’t believe it’s a never-ending summer ‘cause they don’t exist.”
  • “why am i the one falling apart?”
  • “you don’t even know you’re an angel.”
  • “foolish am i, for the times i come and go.” 
  • “i hope you don’t regret me.”
  • “this was never my intention after all.” 
  • “what the fuck did i do?”
  • “we’re made to destroy.”
  • “tell me what you want until it hurts.”
  • “i think we’re in over our heads.” 
  • “i can’t deny it’s getting worse; trust me, it’s a blessing and a curse.”
  • “call me if you’re crashing, we’ll take turns.”
  • “i won’t be here in a year.” 
  • “if there’s still evidence of us, why can’t that be enough?”
  • “i don’t mean to drag you down.” 
  • “all we have are parking lots and nowhere to go.”
  • “if you love me then show me more.”
  • “i’d give anything just to surround your dreams.”
  • “i’m an anarchist in love.” 
drowngrief

' you're wrong. '

two word sentence memes     (  accepting !!! )

❝   wrong ???    oh, i’m never wrong, darlin’.   and if i’m not wrong,    (  let’s use the word   right,  )      that makes you   …    ding, ding !!!      WRONG,     that’s right !!!    denial’s just the biggest     BITCH,     ain’t it ???   ❞

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two word sentence memes     (  accepting !!!  )

odium wove apertures,     clown’s calloused fingers    curl.       (  that voice.  )       THICK     york intonation.   sickening,   nagging,   BLAH BLAH BLAH.     all those annoying idiosyncrasies she’d somehow come to   thrive   off of,   in this moment,   prove to pacify hostility.        ❝   baby, baby, baby !!!        be nice.      that’s about as unlikely a request as     ’bring elvis back from the dead,’    or    ‘don’t kill me !!!’     ❞        rictus skin,    fake teeth grit.    lungs sting while spine stiffens.     tense hands smooth over her purple suit.        ❝   oh,    but y’ah know i’d do     ANYTHING     for   you,    dollface.   ❞

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C'MON KID.

private, selective sexbent joker written by alice

I ONLY KILL PEOPLE

PARTY-POOPER. NO CAKE FOR YOU.

WHEN IT'S FUNNY !!!

est. oct 12, 2016