txssxract:

_{❝   DISNEYLAND ? i don’t…i don’t think selling explosives much helps with the problem. it’s not quite forth of july yet - unless i have that holiday messed up… ❞}

^{❝   blowing things up is not restricted to     HOLIDAYS,     love.   oh,    tsssssss,     but you wouldn’t know that,    yer not from around here, are ya ???     lemme clue ya in then, toots.        here, on    earth,    we set fire to hospitals.    i’m happy to help you partake in our totally legitimate   &   legal customs.   ❞}

txssxract:

▒╳ ; @wreakshavoc

     “You know, Gotham seems so much more dangerous than what we call Hell’s Kitchen in my realm…”

^{❝   gotham’s not     DANGEROUSSSS,      dollface !!!      why, i think it’s the happiest, safest place on earth !!!       after    disneyland,   of course.      that being said, are you interested in purchasing some explosives ???  ❞}

pamsisley:

_{❝  how  about  a  man-sized  venus  flytrap  ?  best  deal  i  can  do  you  at  such  SHORT  NOTICE  . ❞} 

^{❝   sssssooooo   cliche,    pamela.     ya got anything a bit more   …   flashy ???   ❞}

pamsisley:

      _{❝   only  if  you  smell  mine  first  ! ❞} 

^{❝   oh, touche !!!    this rose has got its     THORNSSSS,      it seems.    i like it.     tell me,    you got anything in stock of the man-eating variety ???   ❞}

knightlycharade:

     “ I’m in no mood to play cat and mouse tonight. ” Irritation is more than apparent in her tone, eyes narrowed, as she begins her approach, “ So make this easy for both of us and perhaps you won’t be going to Arkham with a new set of broken bones. ”

^{a smile is evident on bleached, white veneer   &  words are not without intentional scorn.    guttural growl succeeds her.        ❝   ah    …    ghhhk.      leave it t’uh some big bad bat t’uh     PISS     on my plans.   ❞        smile stretches over iron clad incisors.        ❝   that’ssss   …   okay,     that’s fine,     mama can work around it.     actually,   ya might be able t’uh help me out a bit.     maybeeee you can    HELP.     how good are you with a wrench ???   ❞} 

padshiy:

_{“Don’t you have something better to do than examine me?”} 

^{❝   you’ve just got the     FINEST     little mind to pry   &   piss in.   ❞}

acidscarred:

“AIN’T IN THE MOOD.”  Terse and OPENLY hostile, Two-Face
regarded the Joker with little more than a passing glance and a
sneer, intent clear – FUCK OFF.  

_@wreakshavoc

^{❝   awe,   now that jus’ ain’t nice.     why the long face ???    er,    faces.     PLUUUURAL.   ❞        corvine cretin.     tongue sweeps over false teeth.       ❝   now i know what yer thinkin’.     but hear me out, dent.    not like you’ve got much else to do around here, huh ???  ❞}

^{❝   ———   yer a pretty tough nut to     CRACK,     darlin’.     but mama always gets to the middle.   ya jus’ need a bit more tough love, is all.   ❞      @padshiy}

tingriin:

“Ch-ch-check one – SSSIBILANCE.  Check-check TWO –” 
Then, without warning, came the PISTOL, polished to a shiny
PURPLE sheen, the barrel pressed FIRMLY to her forehead.
“Wanna finish it off, BABY?”

^{❝   are you tryna get me excited ???   ‘cause it’s workin’, baby !!!   ❞       impatience a core obscenity.    guttural growl     SWELLS     in her throat.      nimble fingers lift,     caressing metal underbelly.        ❝   check-check two,   SIBILANCE.   that do it for ya ???❞}

purplesuited:

       “Sorry, come again?” Finger pressed to ear and eyes cast blindly to the sky. “because I THINK I just heard what sounded like someone calling me an ‘imitator’… Can’t be! Right? Lemme’ guess. You’re the…. Joker’s Daughter Redux? The Jester? You wacky kids and your flattery! It’s almost enough to make me s i c k…”

^{❝   i don’t like your     TONE,     kid.   ❞        a noise like choked tittering.    rictus skin.     tongue sweeps over false teeth as nothing dejects a     JOKER     more than poor imitation.        ❝   why don’t you wipe off the   face paint   &   go back home to mommy.   ❞}