withboomerangs:

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❝oi! no need fer insults, yeah? i ain’t lookin’ fer trouble–❞ 

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❝   oh,  neither am i !!!      just testin’ out some new   …   MATERIAL.   is all.   ❞       petals perk  :  saccharine smile.      ❝   not a big comedy fan,   ‘uh ???  

❝   look !!!     i got a pretty flower, too !!!     why don’t you come an’     SNIFF     it ???   ❞

@pamsisley   starter call !!!

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❝   my god, look at you !!!        breaking     MOMMY’S     heart.   ❞        feigned sniffle.        ❝   they grow up so fasssst.   

@redfailure​    starter call !!!

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funnfatale:

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 Harlequin  features  twist,  and  painted  ruby  lipstick  curl  into  a  WHIMSICAL  grin  .  She  stands  on  cloud  nine,  wide  baby  blues  focused  on  J’s  MOUTH  intently .  ❛  Y’know  just  tha  THING  ta  say,  Puddin!!!  So,  what  were  ya  up  to  anyway???  C’mon,  tell  me,  I’m  DYING  ta  know!!!  ❜

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humour incarnate,     BLEACHED     skin contorts.    momentary    scowl.        ❝   i’ve been here   &   there.   ❞        business tends to negate the importance of matters of the heart.    hands fall   &   fold against her chin.    nosy little thing.        ❝   you know how things get when you’re gone.    so messy,    messy,     euck,     messy !!!     which is why i’m sure i can trust you won’t be running off again.   ❞

funnfatale:

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❛  …n’  ya  didn’t  invite  ME???  Why  not???  I  coulda  h  e  l  p  e  d  y’know  . ❜

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❝   oh, oh, oh, of    course   you could have helped. of course.   ❞        rictus skin,     deceit so     saccharine.       narrow hands rise,    cupping porcelain cheeks.        ❝   but you know how     DISTRACTED     i get by that pretty smile of yours.   ❞

❝   don’t you look at me like     that.     y’know i’d have come faster, mama’s just so     BUSY.   ❞

@funnfatale    starter call !!!

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❝   with a face like that,   i’m surprised the     BOOMERANG     ever comes back !!!   ❞

@withboomerangs​    starter call !!! 

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❝   oh, that’s right !!!     bird boy’s gone     SOLO.     good for you !!!     still sticking with tights, i see.   ❞

@circusflight starter call !!!

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❝   you can do it,     (  sure !  )     but i can do it    better.      it’s all about the     LAUGHS,      y’know !!!   ❞

@brokengrin​  starter call !!! 

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❝   if i’ve told you once   …    i’ve told you a     HUNDRED     times,    harley.   ❞        words like spoiled hymns,     corvine carapace.      hands lift, then fall,     smile plastered over fake teeth.         ❝   don’t go   running off   without telling me.   ❞         oh, oh, oh, she   hates   losing track of her things.       ❝   mama    worries.   ❞

@laughteratafuneral   starter call !!! 

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C'MON KID.

private, selective sexbent joker written by alice

I ONLY KILL PEOPLE

PARTY-POOPER. NO CAKE FOR YOU.

WHEN IT'S FUNNY !!!

est. oct 12, 2016